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From Here To There … An Eternity

If you think that recuperating from foot surgery is serious business, you're in for some down home hilarity. Prepare to be proven wrong.

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You Can Never Get Enough Sex On The Internet. Until Now.

I got to thinking; how many kinds of sex are there? Oh, come on, you know you were wondering too! Let us begin. First time sex -It’s usually clumsy at best and unless you are a good communicator...

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I Wanted To Be The Perfect Mom

Wouldn't it be great if our kids remembered every single thing we've ever done for them? Every changed diaper, cleaned up puke, boo-boo kissed. Because if they did, they'd think we were Gods!

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The Biggest Lies We Tell Ourselves …

Can take us down in the most unattractive way. Such as: I can’t do better than my best Yes you can. Doing your best is essential, no lie. But you can do more. You can look at the bigger picture. You...

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If I Lost My Breast, I Would Count Myself Lucky

Three weeks ago, when the threat of breast cancer entered my life, I decided to hang up my blogging hat for a breather. Frankly, I felt everything but witty. The words, large mass on left breast, left...

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Is It Just Me, Or Does Valentine’s Day Suck?

Women love it, men dread it and singles hate it. Welcome to Valentine’s Day. When I was newly married (eons ago), one of my first Valentine’s Day gifts was a Hoover vacuum. Clearly he had missed the...

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A Very Personal Post – The Other Side of Fear

Ten years ago I was broken. I had just ended a 29 year marriage, sent my only kid off to college, and was left broke and unemployed with the cats and the dog to feed. Not exactly my life plan. I was...

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Dear Daughter, there is something I want you to know …

 I’d give anything if you could remember how we have grown together through the years. The 3 a.m. feedings, the changing of thousands of poopy diapers, cleaning vomit stained clothes, and not going out...

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Love Is A Fickle Bitch … Sometimes You Just Get Lucky

What is wrong with this picture? I swore I’d never marry again. But then again, I also swore I’d never drink tequila with the band, adopt more than one cat, or wear a strapless bra for as long as I...

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When Love Fails You …

I promised I would take care of her forever, watch over, protect, and never leave her. I made that promise to my mom when I was 5. I broke it 40 years later. She was a teenager when she married my dad;...

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